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Life in the Dorkness
dance like you just had your hip replaced
Created on 2004-10-05 22:19:28 (#4746236), last updated 2006-09-13
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Basic Info| Name: | Dance like you just had your hip replaced |
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| Birthdate: | 1987-05-03 |
| Location: | Your mother's vagina, Canada |
BioMe? I'm a dirty old man trapped inside a young woman's body. I do my best to take life as it comes and be accepting of that which I don't understand. I believe that life, everyone and everything in it has innate beauty and perfection; although it can be often difficult to see. I have a tendency to be cynical and hyper-critical of myself and others, but screw off, I'm working on it. I'm a hopeless romantic with intimacy issues. I've been negative, I've been positive, I've been completely off the map. All I can do is do my best.
I believe in equality, freedom of speech, perfection through imperfection and most of all, masterbation. More orgasms less war people!
To those of you with inquiring minds:
I have recently undergone experimental surgery and have been given robotic legs. This is a classified military secret, so please, stop asking for full body shots. Your lives may be in danger.
Likes: MUSIC, singing, chicken, writing, acting, scary movies, cemetaries, poking other people with sticks, cuddling, life/death, religion, the paranormal, chaos, I do not like girls I like women, thirft stores,ecological preservation, putting up a good fucking fight for what I believe in, yoga, Guys in eyeliner aka: Guyliner, your mom (specifically having sex with her), novelty sized sunglasses, sleeping, quantum physics, singing in the shower, history, knowledge is power muhfucka, making out, oral fixations, sweet lady nicotine, I loves me some tequila, tickle fights, making an ass out of myself, laughing at my own jokes (because honestly, who else will?), dressing strangely, the funny look people give me when I ramble about absolutely nothing, halloween, words that sound funny, the inner workings of your miiind *pick pick*, helping people, making people laugh, ancient egypt, nature, dancing, laughing till it hurts or until some kind of liquid comes out my nose, and being the uber dork =)
Dislikes: Selfishness, self-centeredness and anything that doesn't have to do with me.
I believe in equality, freedom of speech, perfection through imperfection and most of all, masterbation. More orgasms less war people!
To those of you with inquiring minds:
I have recently undergone experimental surgery and have been given robotic legs. This is a classified military secret, so please, stop asking for full body shots. Your lives may be in danger.
Likes: MUSIC, singing, chicken, writing, acting, scary movies, cemetaries, poking other people with sticks, cuddling, life/death, religion, the paranormal, chaos, I do not like girls I like women, thirft stores,ecological preservation, putting up a good fucking fight for what I believe in, yoga, Guys in eyeliner aka: Guyliner, your mom (specifically having sex with her), novelty sized sunglasses, sleeping, quantum physics, singing in the shower, history, knowledge is power muhfucka, making out, oral fixations, sweet lady nicotine, I loves me some tequila, tickle fights, making an ass out of myself, laughing at my own jokes (because honestly, who else will?), dressing strangely, the funny look people give me when I ramble about absolutely nothing, halloween, words that sound funny, the inner workings of your miiind *pick pick*, helping people, making people laugh, ancient egypt, nature, dancing, laughing till it hurts or until some kind of liquid comes out my nose, and being the uber dork =)
Dislikes: Selfishness, self-centeredness and anything that doesn't have to do with me.
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